Laura didn't give me anything for my birthday this year. I turned 21. And she didn't get me anything for my 21st fucking birthday. And I'm making her fucking website for CHEAP, fuckers.
Last year she gave me a shirt that I'm wearing today. A shirt that I still get compliments on. And she couldn't fucking duplicate a fucking lame ass cheap gift like that for my 21st fucking birthday? Whatever. I got her back. I didn't give her anything for HER 21st brithday. It was a month before mine. I anticipated.