Monday, March 26, 2007
My thoughts on the L Word season 4 finale
Dear L Word,
What the fucking fuck?
Love,
carlytron + her lesbian posse (all 4 of them)
P.S. If, possibly, Jenny could just stay adrift at sea (nice metaphor, by the way) for all of next season, that would be super.
P.P.S. More Dana, please. Maybe she could narrate or just talk to the living characters when they have problems. I don't care, I'll take it.
posted by carlytron @ 12:07 AM, , links to this post
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Top Ten List from "How I Met Your Mother"
I have to post this, if only so that I can always go back and read it. On the most recent episode of "How I Met Your Mother," Barney stole Ted's moving truck and converted the back of it into some kind of sex den. Eventually Ted got the truck back and subsequentally returned it (as it was a rental, after all). The episode ends with Barney reciting the following Top Ten list, David Letterman style (he even giggles):
The Top Ten Things I Would've Called My Truck If Ted Hadn't Been A Jerk And Given It Back
10. The Winne-bang-o
9. The Pick-Up Truck
8. The Ford Explore-her
7. The You Scream Truck
6. Feels On Wheels
5. The Ride-her Truck
4. The 18-Squealer
3. The Esca-laid
2. The Slam-boni
And the Number 1 Thing I Would've Called My Truck If Ted Hadn't Been A Jerk And Given It Back ...
1. the 69 chevy
View the extended version here. The extended version includes these additional gems:
- The Screw-haul
- The Fed-Sex Truck
- The Vulvo
- The Bump-her Car
- The Poon Buggy
- The Starship Enter-her-prise
- The Jeep Bangler
- The Barely-18-Wheeler
- The Lim-ho-sine
- The Snatch-back
- The Mercedes Benz-her-over
- The Hummer
- And The Volkswagen Hug
Labels: how i met your mother, lists, tv, videos
posted by carlytron @ 3:22 AM, , links to this post
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
i am lame
Also, I feel that it is very important to explain why I'm up so early ...
... my new macbook will arrive by 10:30 this morning.
And I have spent (and will continue to spend) my time this morning refreshing the FedEx tracking page to know when my new toy hops onto the truck and heads on home. I am so lame.
Labels: lame, life, technology
posted by carlytron @ 8:29 AM, , links to this post
i am making an effort
So, I am now going to make an effort to use this more often. I think it will be good especially now because I'm doing one of those embarking-on-a-new-chapter-of-my-life-(sorta) things. basically, i'm temporarily relocating myself back to the new york / new jersey area (from sunny Orlando, where I have lived for the better part of 7 years now) in an attempt to further my career. I've been unemployed for a few months now so it's definitely past due. So, I will try and use this blog to chronicle my (mis)adventures.
posted by carlytron @ 8:28 AM, , links to this post
