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ouch.

according to my statcounter i might actually have some readers? maybe? anyway, i'm going to use this more, i'm really making an effort. i'm just such a lazy fuck sometimes.

today i tripped and fell in such a glorious way as to not only propel my body a good 5 feet or so but as to somehow bruise myself in the worst way possible. by morning i will have the most ridiculous, painful, godawful-looking bruise on my ass ... more specifically, where my thigh and my ass meet. so, it hurts to sit, walk, stand, or lay (lie? you know, for a self-proclaimed gramma nazi, i really should figure that one out already) on my back. a perfectly awful end to a perfectly awful day.

if i actually make it out of bed tomorrow i will go and purchase the ingredients for jackie warner's famous protein shake, because I Will Do Whatever Jackie Tells Me.

god, i need a job. like right now. i can't wait until august to start working again. good lord.

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posted by carlytron @ 11:58 PM,  

5 Comments:

At 5/22/2007 1:46 AM, Crystal said...

I read this blog. I can't remember where/when I found it, but I'm a whore for user-generated content.

re: bruises - I can relate. I did a skateboard-for-charity thing on the weekend, and now look like I've been in a Texan bar-room brawl. And feel like it, too. I can't move, which is unfortunate because I'm dying to get the hell out of LA.

Anyways, hope you stick with it, this blog.

 
At 5/22/2007 2:07 AM, carlytron said...

i hope i do too. i should have quite a bit of free time and a lot on the brain so hopefully i'll have a lot to say.

out of LA? i'm trying to get the hell into LA.

 
At 5/22/2007 10:10 AM, riese said...

crystal my dear, duh: me!!!

[side note: possibly not. though it seems super duper likely?]

re: job - i can relate. also i'm with crystal: out of LA!

and stick with the blog, yeah. blogs are funnish. although sometimes, if you write too much, you start running out of funny things to say, and then you leave lame comments. like this one.

 
At 5/22/2007 1:36 PM, carlytron said...

i think my problem will always be writing too little, or sometimes not at all. and comments always make me happy, so keep 'em coming!

 
At 5/22/2007 6:20 PM, Crystal said...

Oh yeah, totally right - This Girl Called Automatic Win is where I found your blog. Actually, it's probably where I find most blogs. There's just so many things to be found on that blog.

Def out of LA. Great if you want to be in film though, I guess. Right now I'm staying in this place called the Celebrity Hotel - Only in LA, right?. I'm in the Marilyn Monroe room, which is completely fitting.

When it comes to lame comments, I am King. And I'm slowly coming out of my commenting closet - so I'll keep them coming.

 

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