Saturday, March 24, 2007
Top Ten List from "How I Met Your Mother"
I have to post this, if only so that I can always go back and read it. On the most recent episode of "How I Met Your Mother," Barney stole Ted's moving truck and converted the back of it into some kind of sex den. Eventually Ted got the truck back and subsequentally returned it (as it was a rental, after all). The episode ends with Barney reciting the following Top Ten list, David Letterman style (he even giggles):
The Top Ten Things I Would've Called My Truck If Ted Hadn't Been A Jerk And Given It Back
10. The Winne-bang-o
9. The Pick-Up Truck
8. The Ford Explore-her
7. The You Scream Truck
6. Feels On Wheels
5. The Ride-her Truck
4. The 18-Squealer
3. The Esca-laid
2. The Slam-boni
And the Number 1 Thing I Would've Called My Truck If Ted Hadn't Been A Jerk And Given It Back ...
1. the 69 chevy
View the extended version here. The extended version includes these additional gems:
- The Screw-haul
- The Fed-Sex Truck
- The Vulvo
- The Bump-her Car
- The Poon Buggy
- The Starship Enter-her-prise
- The Jeep Bangler
- The Barely-18-Wheeler
- The Lim-ho-sine
- The Snatch-back
- The Mercedes Benz-her-over
- The Hummer
- And The Volkswagen Hug
Labels: how i met your mother, lists, tv, videos
posted by carlytron @ 3:22 AM,
